I'm not gonna lie... I've thought about it. Especially during those three hour lectures with that one professor who just doesn't realize that at this point - None of us actually want to pursue a career in 'Creative Writing.'
The world is currently on fire and I should probably learn a skill that'll do me well in the Apocalypse that isn't prostitution - AKA: The World's Oldest Profession...
Anyway...
I've thought about 'Mastering my Domain' mid meeting, mid call, but I'm terrified that me 'having a good time' will turn into a terrible time for all other parties involved.
It's everyone's worst nightmare. It is the classic 'walking into class in your underwear' dream multiplied by a thousand. And for this guy, this poor, poor bastard, it actually happened.
And it is straight outta horror show for everyone there... and Comedy at its finest for all of us.
@papabugg here is the #daniel #video boy is going to be ##famous
♬ original sound - papabugg
I mean the guy is pulling a Louis C.K. all over everyone in the meeting. By no means am I here to argue degrees of sexual trauma with everyone, but I'm pretty sure he out Louie'd Louie.
I know on some core level that this is sick and sinful and offensive... But, My GOD this is fucking hilarious.
This guy literally ended his and everyone else's work day in a single Stroke. All he had to do was bust out the lotion and a few tissues and the whole meeting knew what was about to go down.
This is by far most rewatchable video on this internet. Each and every block is Comedy Gold. The reactions, my god the reactions!
From the Left Middle's horrified - "Holy Shit." To the incessant "Daniel! Daniel!" And who can forget when Bottom Center just straight up left!
Videos like this are why the internet was invented. I'm betting poor Daniel - who just needed to let off some stressful build up - was the first employee furloughed, but he sure as shit went out in a blaze of glory.
Damnit, Daniel!
Side Thought: What if he knew what he was doing? What if this isn't an accident? Daniel is a legend if he did this on purpose.