DCB – Boston, Mass. I loved college so much I did it twice. I got my BFA from Columbus State University and now I’m at Boston University finishing up my MFA. I went to undergrad on a theatre scholarship. Joined a fraternity. To my fraternity brothers, I was the theatre kid; to the theatre kids I was the frat guy. They were both half right. My brothers came to all my plays. They sat and spat chew in the front row of every show. Most of ‘em have kids now – It’s fucking weird. Then again, all of us openly objected to condoms and were on the ‘push and pray’ method, so kids shouldn’t be too much of a surprise. But just to be fair – the theatre kids partied harder. I can say in the six plus years of college life I’ve made a lot of good memories that I can’t remember. I’m a sports writer, but I’m also a playwright. I’m a screenwriter, but I’m also a beer drinking, cigar smoking, fantasy football obsessing, self-proclaimed psychopath who has a secret love for musicals, mosh pits and unnecessary violence. I’ve been an actor, a hockey coach, a telesales rep, a professional skate sharpener, and even a college creative writing professor… But at the end of the day I’m a storyteller. It’s really what I’m good for. I have strong opinions. And I tell myself that I’ve earned my opinions. And I appreciate that ‘This Is College’ has given me a platform to lean into those opinions and speak my mind candidly. So, with all that said, let’s have a good time, shall we? Cheers, DCB

Recent Posts

Death: the easiest way to receive a college degree

Posted by DCB on Aug 22, 2020 4:51:46 PM

In this backwards-upside-down-Stranger-Things-society we've come to accept as the cultural norm - one University has sunk the sinking ship even fucking further! 

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Topics: Covid-19, college, Boston University

Sports are back!

Posted by DCB on Aug 6, 2020 11:57:58 AM

Let's cut to the chase on this one - Sports. Are. Back. 

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Topics: Covid-19, NBA, NHL, Playoffs, Bubble

How To Turn R&R Into an HR Meeting

Posted by DCB on Jul 22, 2020 3:19:19 PM

I'm not gonna lie... I've thought about it. Especially during those three hour lectures with that one professor who just doesn't realize that at this point - None of us actually want to pursue a career in 'Creative Writing.' 

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Topics: Covid-19, Masturbation, Zoom

Cheers to Alcohol

Posted by DCB on Jun 24, 2020 1:31:41 AM

An Open Letter to Alcohol,

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Topics: Covid-19, Alcohol, Drunk