With the new school year right around the corner and new executive boards for fraternities across the country ready to start their year in charge, I thought it would be an ideal time to tell all those new fraternity presidents out there what to expect from a former president.

It's been a crazy quarantine for This Is College. It started with losing our precious Mezzo Thursday nights (the comeback is going to be nuts!), to launching a new website, dropping new merch, and letting a couple degenerates write on the blog. But, that's only the start.

To all you sister-swillin’, cousin kissin’, backwoods blowjobbers who have the audacity to go out in public with a medical mask, BUT dangle said mask below your chin –